THIS AUTHOR IS BEYOND PSYCHIATRIC HELP.

Tom says: (20:36:07)

I BEG TO DREAM AND DIFFER FROM THE HOLLOW LIES

Matt. says: (20:36:12)

GIRLS JUST WANA HAVE FUN

Tom says: (20:36:17)

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Tom says: (20:36:24)

did we just have the same idea

Matt. says: (20:36:25)

^o)

Matt. says: (20:36:32)

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Tom says: (20:36:34)

:|

So tired. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade at 6am…wasted Tesco shopping at some point in the night…memories of splattered meatballs on the shop floor…and I’m shopping for a female wig today.

shootthefox:

petehalton:

gabyp15:

petehalton:

I know I post my fair share of sanctimonious dribble about being alone but some people just need a smack in the face.
Most people on tumblr are youths, and many (mainly the ones who post stuff about being lonely for eternity cause you’re with someone else) seem to be younger than me, and I’m 17. You are not going to find love at 17, you can have carnal desires for someone at 17 but love takes years to develop and most people stumble upon love without realising it. Love at first sight is the biggest load of shit ever, it doesn’t exist. Aesthetic attraction at first sight, yes, which in some cases can lead to a developing relationship which ends in the mutual bond of togetherness known as love. Ok. It doesn’t matter if you’re not in a relationship and all your friends are, they’re probably not that meaningful anyway (no offence to people in relationships but hey, you know it’s true unless you’re kidding yourself that you want to spend the rest of your life with someone you started seeing cause they’re hot), it’s just you want someone to while away the hours with (and that’s understandable) when you should be doing important things like your homework (ok I sound like a parent but fuck me school is important), reading, exercise and bettering yourself. I think some people forget it is possible to be happy without being in a relationship and that we are only young. So what you haven’t found love, that’s a good thing. Don’t get your hopes up every time you meet someone new that you like that they’re the one. You may never find the one and the sooner you realise that the better as you can start living your life to it’s fullest potential.

i just wanted to point out though that just because you aren’t in a relationship doesnt mean that a person can be happy. maybe what they need is a relationship (not saying i need one) maybe in order for them to actually feel good about themselves for once in their life is to have a relationship. whether its a long lasting one or not maybe thats what a person needs at our age. some people just don’t know how to be happy when they don’t have a boyfriend/girlfriend. maybe instead of telling them that they dont need this, maybe they just need to experience it first. but that’s just my opinion.

I do agree with what you say, and sometimes people do just need someone in their life, no matter how meaningful on a deeper level. It just annoys the fuck out of me when I see/read about teenagers saying that cause they haven’t found someone by now they never will and the such like.

The thing is, they’re teenagers and teenagers do that. Teenagers have always done that.

It’s best just to let it sliiiiiide and let them figure the world out in their own time

I take it some people just ‘need a smack in the face’ because they’ve failed to contain the wonders, emotions and beauty of the world in a basic pragmatic theory.

Don’t worry we all do it - never forget that in your smug pomposity we are all still inexperienced adolescents, something I wouldn’t trade for the world. Give it till University and you really won’t care about how others see life. Your only concern will be how much vodka is left in the bottle.

I’m swaying in an alcoholic daze, a Marlboro Light perched between the thumb and forefinger of one hand, and a VK Tropical that I’ve been vaguely swigging in the other.  Far off in my own private world, I fail to register the first spats of torrential rain and the moans of smokers now hurrying to take shelter under a small strip of overhanging roof tiles.

As I stamp out the cigarette and contemplate rejoining the hubbub of the student union, a tall bearded man with blonde dreadlocks approaches me, enquiring if I’d like a cup of tea.  I offer an intoxicated shrug, finish the sugary sap laced with mass-produced spirit and accept a polystyrene cup of satisfying brew.

“You’re like the Samaritans!”, I proclaim, taking another sip, “Has student-living really got this bad?”

“We’re actually the Christian Union.”

“Oh”, I ponder this response, now concerned about the position I’ve found myself in, “Is there a particular reason that you choose to represent this religion?”

“I had my doubts about God, then found a passage in the Old Testament that had a profound impact on me.  It said I should take what I know about him and commit this knowledge to my heart.”

Interested now, I offer my own personal views,

“See I believe in a moral code, but fail to understand why wanting to do good by others should prove the existence of a higher power.  Surely the only way that we can progress as a species is to question every piece of information we obtain, therefore not sliding into the ignorance of certitude?”

Whilst the validity of my coherence may be disputed, these words seem to unsettle my benefactor who begins to eye his colleagues and shift uncomfortably.

“Listen”, he finally replies, “Our meetings are at 7.30 every Thursday in the Teaching Block. We hope to see you there”.

Then, with the clatter of tea urns and the sweeping of rain-soaked tablecloths the conversion committee vanish.  I light another cigarette and wonder if I’ve just witnessed a miracle.

balloonatic:

tomgoulding:

Is possibly the most surreal thing I’ve ever watched.

And why does Chris now look like a Seventies porn star?

Chris is growing the mustache for Movember to awareness for Prostate Cancer and to also raise money for research into both prevention and cures.

And now I sound like a spokesperson.

If it’s even the ‘stache you were talking about.

Yeah I thought it was a bit odd. Great, now I just sound ignorant of a disease that kills millions.

James

yep went to union last night got pissed, got a kfc, i got i ride on this girls wheel chair it is such fun!!!!

11:49Tom

…was she actually disabled?

because that is low even for you

11:50James

lmao, well yes but not mentally, she lost her leg :S, dont know how, but i hopped on the back and got a lift to kfc lol

Is possibly the most surreal thing I’ve ever watched.

And why does Chris now look like a Seventies porn star?

Tom says: (20:25:13)

and as if you can pull by offering someone iceland appetisers

Tom says: (20:25:25)

you’d just throw up

Matt. says: (20:25:44)

mini cheesecake? ;)

Tom says: (20:26:15)

or at least thats what we’re going to call it

Matt. says: (20:26:32)

:|

Possibly the dullest evening of the week. However I have a Tesco paella and a Frijj Banana milkshake for tea, and Marcus Brigstocke is on Question Time later, so it’s all good.